Thursday 3 of May.
Had a great night fucking bricks and stones through peoples windows. I can't run as fast as I used to, must be the drink and the encrusted shit inside my trousers. I managed to stuff some dog shit, and a little of my own through the letterbox of that old cunt whose dog I killed earlier , and then I did her windows too, what a fucking laugh!
I went into a chip shop, but they wouldn't serve me, so I hung around outside and followed a young couple till they gave me their chips so I would go away, but I held out and kept following till the cunts gave me four quid, easy fucking money! Later I found a breezeblock, and did the chip shop window with it. They need to learn that the customer is always right, no matter how shit covered he may be.
Oh well, I think I'll go into Sommerfield and eat a couple of pies in there and then fuck off. I deserve some grub, I've had a busy night. I'm going now coz I really need a shit.
shitted by Wobblingscruffbag @ 9:34 pm
26 Comments:
As always a joy to read.... Very amusing.
This is great stuff! Highly entertaining. Keep it up!!
Hugs xx
This is an outrage. You are besmirching the name of general wanderer's scribe, and preventing her spiritual re-awakening by creating this filthy heretical tripe. Stop immediately or you may find yourself out in the woods one day!!
Hugs
Anya rules...
If you're going to launch an attack on someone, you could at least show some trace of wit. Better still, keep your foul fucking mouth shut and go contemplate whats so lacking in your own life that you have to resort to writing such drivel. Come to think of it, why am I wasting my time on you? Should listen to my own advice to some extent huh?
Have a good life, if you can.
D-Man
Hugs, kisses, bissou etc. Oh, shags too! Love your blog keep it up. Piss off those sanctimonious gits on Anya's blog. If she hasn't got a sense of humour then fuck her. Let her rot in her car. Her car, I ask you. She's a dreary middle class bitch and the more of them made to suffer like us working sorts the better. Archie.
Wandering Scribe should feel proud that she has inspired such feeling and out pouring of satire! Ha ha! She really does drivel on, much prefer reading yours!
Your so Childish.
Go to sleep. You'll feel better in the morning. That is, unless you sleep in a car and are unable to stretch out etc...
Thank you all so much for contributing. I feel like you are all my family.
I feel for you, I really do. Your story has touched my heart in ways I cannot describe. I cried, and yes, I nearly died.
Therefore, I have talked to my partner about your plight, and we're going to donate 27p into your paypal account, so you can get yourself sorted out with some new Primark pants, and a curly wurly.
Please be wise with the money.
Keep the faith
Love and Kisses and Hugs and Bum-fluff.... :-)
American Simpleton
Donations, mugging, stealing, I don't give a fuck how I get money, so long as I can buy Cider.
"We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall shite in France and on the seas and oceans; we shall fart with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our underpants whatever the cost may be; we shall do botty burps on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender"
Winston Churchill
I think that you embody the spirit of Churchiill in your tireless quest for the truth against the fluffy pink forces of WS..
I feel a patriotic lump forming in my throat as I type.
God Bless you Sir.
You are the very finest that England has to offer.
Wouldn't it be ironic, if Wandering Scribe turned out to be a middle class girl who lived with her parents, and Wobblingscruffbag, turned out to be a homeless guy living in a YMCA - who was sick of middle class do-gooders.
Ps: I don't understand what the problem with Wandering Scribe is, she seems like a cute girl - why don't she go on the game? She'll have a roof over her ehad and everything....
Love and kisses
Jonney Rotten
If only Wobblingscruffbag's literary skills suggested an IQ higher than that of a flea...
Oh, How you wound me with your barbed comments....
I need the love of my blog friends!
Lesbian Love all around your car tonight.
Shit yourself to sleep.
((Hugs))
Lesbian Love all around your car tonight.
Shit yourself to sleep.
((Hugs))
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