Wobblingscruffbag

My mission is to shit myself in public, daily.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Cunts I have known.


Found this cunt at the seaside recently. I took a picture of it, pushed it's piss bag out of it's hands, and wheeled it into the sea. Never saw the cunt again.

77 Comments:

At Monday, May 15, 2006 4:29:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You go too far, Sir !!

 
At Monday, May 15, 2006 5:00:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did she make a right kerfuffle when you dumped her in the sea?

It's nice to see you interacting with disabled folk though.
I do believe that your humanity for your fellow man is shining through.

Methinks you are a rough diamond after all and I think of you as part of my family.
May God Bless you and keep you safe and warm.
Hugsssss....

 
At Monday, May 15, 2006 7:26:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I looked for her on http://www.cuntcircus.com/ but didn't see her.

Are you sure she was a cunt?

 
At Monday, May 15, 2006 7:32:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Scruffbag,
Did you used to be in a band before you became homeless and had to live in other peoples cars just like me?

http://www.blogjam.com/blur/

 
At Monday, May 15, 2006 9:53:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, you really have gone too far this time. Attacking baldies.
Everybody thinks it's oh so funny to slap around slapheads. WELL I DON'T.....Stop it RIGHT NOW!

Hugs and kisses xx

 
At Monday, May 15, 2006 10:45:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Monday, May 15, 2006
You know I would if I could...

Life felt almost close to being over a few times, and now, suddenly, it feels like it might only just be beginning.

Although sometimes, I wish someone would tell me how I am supposed to feel.

Promise I will say more when I can...

 
At Monday, May 15, 2006 10:49:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY SHITTER,

I THINK I WAS UP YOUR LANEWAY (WHAT IS A LANEWAY?) THE OTHER DAY..... I NOTICED YOU WERE UNABLE TO LAY FLAT.

WHY NOT CRIMP OFF A LENGTH SO BIG YOU COULD USE IT AS A BED.

MOIST HUGS AND LANEWAY LOVE FROM A GANG OF HAGGARD LESBIANS WITH CLITS AS BIG AS SAUSAGES....

 
At Monday, May 15, 2006 8:46:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww, come on now Scruff – that’s no way to treat your girlfriend...

 
At Tuesday, May 16, 2006 3:13:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wobble, while I appreciate your difficult position I feel that you must avoid displacing your angers and frustations with life onto the unfortunate. Indulging in barbaric behaviour towards the disabled is frankly appalling, and you would be better served visiting these frustrations on expensively-besuited gentlemen with fat wallets.

 
At Tuesday, May 16, 2006 4:47:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

Fuggah ya bazdad cun!

 
At Tuesday, May 16, 2006 5:30:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spare some of your sympathy for this forgotten soul.

http://www.myspace.com/loving_memory_anna

 
At Tuesday, May 16, 2006 7:59:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAMN !!
That looks like one hot spakka.

Could you fix me up, Wobbly?
I think that the extra spittle and expectorated bodily fluids would be a major turn on for me as I too am disabled.

I have a rare disease which means I cannot secrete any fluids at all and have to visit a local sewage farm once a week to be pumped out.

She sounds my ideal mate.

If you could do this for me I would show my gratitude with 6 litres of White Lightening !!

 
At Wednesday, May 17, 2006 6:18:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Wobbly,
Was that you being interviewed on TV?

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2727286?refsite=7063&ns=1

Stay off the telly.
All that fame and fortune is mine I tell ya, MINE !!

 
At Wednesday, May 17, 2006 8:10:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, didn't mean to drag it out — just wasn't sure what I could and couldn't say, and had to wait to ask somebody. Although it was good for me to hold it close for a while, just let it settle in me for a bit. I did already say it though. My news was a book deal. I AM HAVING A BOOK PUBLISHED - hooray! I'm celebrating a bit prematurely because haven't got the thing written yet, but after what I've been through with all this, feels like that might be the easy bit. Sitting at a table after a warm bath, Beethoven on in the background, a glass of something in one hand, my pen in the other, hovering over all those pristine, blank sheets of paper. Writing a book can't be that difficult;-)

And anyway, all those sheets of paper won't really be blank. Because for months, being here among all these trees, staring up and through them night after night, watching their leaves fall and new ones grow back, their branches snap off in high winds, and stripped clean of bark in rainstorms, laying like bones on the ground around them. Night after night I told bits of my story to them, sometimes talking aloud, sometimes staring it into them - all the things I couldn't tell anyone else, all the things my hunched-up spirit was tired of. Trees absorb pain, and some of these will one day be felled and made into paper, and I have this feeling that if I look really hard into them I'd probably see my story already there, like a watermark on their blank surfaces.

 
At Thursday, May 18, 2006 4:43:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm. Paper? Yes, when I was living in the woods paper was always a problem. Having a shit is great fun of course but not having any paper always spoiled my enjoyment. I would look up at those leaves fluttering in the wind above and wonder how many shites it would take before all those leaves would be used up. Sometimes while wallowing in my own shit I would look at the bark on the trees and wonder how many rolls of toilet paper could be made from say an oak tree or a beech tree. Trees most certainly do absorb shite.
D'you know what? I could write a book on this. Must get an agent. I wonder if there will be many agents hovering around Crisis at Christmas this year.

 
At Thursday, May 18, 2006 6:28:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, didn't mean to drag it out — just wasn't sure what I could and couldn't say, and had to wait to ask somebody. Although it was good for me to hold it close for a while, just let it settle in me for a bit. I did already say it though. My news was a book deal. I AM HAVING A BOOK PUBLISHED - hooray! I'm celebrating a bit prematurely because haven't got the thing written yet, but after what I've been through with all this, feels like that might be the easy bit. Sitting at a table after a warm bath, Beethoven on in the background, a glass of something in one hand, my pen in the other, hovering over all those pristine, blank sheets of paper. Writing a book can't be that difficult;-)

And anyway, all those sheets of paper won't really be blank. Because for months, being here among all these trees, staring up and through them night after night, watching their leaves fall and new ones grow back, their branches snap off in high winds, and stripped clean of bark in rainstorms, laying like bones on the ground around them. Night after night I told bits of my story to them, sometimes talking aloud, sometimes staring it into them - all the things I couldn't tell anyone else, all the things my hunched-up spirit was tired of. Trees absorb pain, and some of these will one day be felled and made into paper, and I have this feeling that if I look really hard into them I'd probably see my story already there, like a watermark on their blank surfaces

 
At Thursday, May 18, 2006 7:49:00 am, Blogger wanderingScribe said...

The truth is out there !!

http://wanderingego.blogspot.com/

 
At Thursday, May 18, 2006 8:51:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm afraid the game is up. She's been well and truly sussed!
She even had the gall to write to a writers forum asking for comments on her blog.

Have a look at http://wanderingego.blogspot.com/

 
At Thursday, May 18, 2006 9:45:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good work.... even wanderingscribe in a blue link... top blog. Recommended reading....

 
At Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:01:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I smelled a rat when the loon banged on about this fucking "laneway"..... don't most people refer to a lane...?

 
At Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:31:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on wombling shitter get the turtles head and lay one in your laneway. Are you eggbound or just teasing us with your anal adventures. Great news on the book deal by the way. I live on the fucking moon..... please make your marvelous new book available on the moon.

 
At Friday, May 19, 2006 1:07:00 am, Blogger Mylagan said...

Thank you so much for your very kind note on my blog. I was so pleased with it. I haven't read all of your blog yet, but it seems to me you've got a little problem, I'll pray for you, poor little soul :)
Pour que ce monde change, y'a du boulot !!!

 
At Friday, May 19, 2006 7:38:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did that fellow really say he lives on the moon? Did Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin leave any deposits up there or was it all faked? Do they have public conveniences on the moon?

 
At Friday, May 19, 2006 9:29:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anya never really addressed the issue of having a big shit in the middle of the night.
I think we, the viewing public, who made the bitch what she is today should be told.

Perhpas Wobbly can go interview her.
I hear he's very handy with a Hammer.

 
At Friday, May 19, 2006 11:00:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU GORMLESS FRENCH CUNT

 
At Friday, May 19, 2006 11:14:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thursday, May 18, 2006
Sicko-Fan-Tics

Although the web is an impersonal place, many folks feel as though they have connected with someone because they have read something on their PC screen.
Indeed, dating agencies, chat rooms etc. all encourage this behaviour in users.
Is it so strange therefore that people should consider themselves part of a "family" because they read a blog?

YES !!

For Gods Sake, People, it's not real.

Your family are people you share real life experiences with, not some words on a screen.
The current explosion in internet access and use is bringing about a new phenomenon whereby people are losing perspective on what's real and what's in cyber space.
Hence we see thousands of people logging into a memorial web site ( http://www.myspace.com/loving_memory_anna ) for some American teenager that was killed and pouring their cyber hearts out in an attempt to show that, although they never knew the girl involved, they are suffering grief.
More grief than everyone else that's posted.
Because that's what it's all about.
Showing that you care more than everyone else does.
The phrase "Mourning Sickness" sums it up quite nicely.

Which leads us neatly onto the comments on the WS blog.

If you suffer from diabetes then you would be best avoiding them because they contain such sickly sweet mush that your teeth crinkle just to read them, especially as WS now censors any comments that don't toe the party line.

What (supposedly) adult people would read someones blog and then post comments like;

"I'm glad that your beautiful mind is saved."

"How great are you?...really great"

"You are at the center and we are your friends visiting you in your virtual home"

"Yours is a sweet soul"

It's scary that these people have access to electricity, never mind the internet!!
If this is a realistic cross section of society then I'm on the worng planet.
posted by wanderingscribe @ Thursday, May 18, 2006 13 comments links to this post

Censored Comments

In the beginning there was a blog.
And WS saw the blog was good and spread the word and the fans came and said nice things.
Then some people asked questions.
But the fans answered on her behalf for they were believers.
And then came doubters who poured scorn.
And the fans answered on her behalf for they were believers.
But WS saw that the questions and the points raised by the doubters were making uncomfortable reading.
This was supposed to be a place of worship after all.
A place where WS could highlight her plight as an unpublished author, errrr, homeless person.

And so the comments were turned off.

But lo! WS could no longer bask in the glowing praise of strangers from around the world.
And so the comments were restored.
But moderated.
Not just for language but also for uncomfortable questions.
And lo! the fans could once more pay homage to their new found "family" and WS could bask in the glory of her loyal subjects.
No nasty language.
No uncomfortable questions.
Just praise.
Lots of sugary sweet praise.

Bizarrely, some of the earlier questions and doubts about the authenticity of the authors’ predicament have been deleted too.

I'm sure it's just an administrative error.
posted by wanderingscribe @ Thursday, May 18, 2006 3 comments links to this post

A Book? Quel Surprise

Now that (GASP! SHOCK! WHAT A SURPRISE !!) the truth is out and WS has declared to her legions of fans confirmation that a book is to be produced, some more questions arise.
How many authors are commisioned to write a book without any previous experience?
How many authors actually write books and then spend many months getting their agents to submit them to publishers in the hope of them being accepted?
What's WS's book about?
Surely it can't be about her experiences in being homeless because, after all, she clearly stated after she had engaged her agent "I didn't write it (the blog) for you and I didn't write it for the media".

So that's that cleared up then.

I wonder what the book will be about?
I wonder which publishers have commisioned a book by an unproven author which hasn't even been written yet?
I wonder if it's yet more donkey poop. (Apologies to any donkeys' reading this).
posted by wanderingscribe @ Thursday, May 18, 2006 1 comments links to this post

Paypal? YES PLEASE !!

Reluctantly (ooooooookay) WS was cajoled into putting a Paypal button on her blog so that people could donate money.
Unfortunately, this gave even more visitors to the site reason to doubt the integrity of the author.
WS herself even stated that the combined amount had become sufficient to afford a deposit and a few months rent on a place in London.
At todays rates, that would surely equate to several thousand pounds at least !

This latest twist hit an unexpected snag when it was pointed out that she was actually committing fraud by not declaring it when she signed on for her benefits (we won't mention the fraud already being commited by her stating she was living at a previous address to claim benefits she was not entitled to).

Once again, her sycophantic "fans" rush to her rescue and provide some "yeah but no but yeah but..." excuses, including "The PayPal donations are gifts and unsolicited - the button was placed at the request of others - and therefore not of concern to the DSS or subject to tax".
Riiiiight....

As more comments are placed on the blog questioning the legality of this additional undeclared income (including links to the Reporting Benefit Fraud web site) suddenly the Paypal button disappears.

Looks like she's getting some good advice from her agent at last !

Promises are made by WS to send the money back to the donators.

I wonder why ...........
posted by wanderingscribe @ Thursday, May 18, 2006 1 comments links to this post

An Agent? Moi?

Now that WS has finally admitted that there is (apparently) a book deal, some people have been asking if she has an agent.
Surprisingly, WS admited that she engaged the services of an agent "straight after the BBConline interview" which was on 24th April but strangely, her blog entries from that point until May 18th make no mention of this.

Following the BBC interview, there was an upturn in the number of visitors (and comment leavers) on her site, quite a few of whom questioned the whole integrity of the situation and whether it was indeed some prelude to being exposed as a project.
The very next day she posts " I haven't got publishers etc knocking on my car door".
This may be true but then again there's no mention of her newly acquired agent.
Indeed, she reassures her legions of adoring fans "This is how I write to myself in private. I didn't write it for you and I didn't write it for the media, I wrote it mostly for myself, and to myself. I was sorting out my own head.

Uh Oh.. could someone be telling porkies?

Did her agent like her flowery Mills & Boon style and was going to get her to write something in that vein or was she thinking that there could be a book about a homeless woman and her blog that has touched so many?

WS reassures her fans by stating "this is my blog where I come to write about it (my situation), and this situation is really tough for me".

Uhuh ....

Lots of homeless people share your predicament.

Next time I see one I'll ask him/her how their book project is coming along and what their agent is doing for them.
posted by wanderingscribe @ Thursday, May 18, 2006 0 comments links to this post

Help? No thanks

One of the most puzzling (?) aspects of the wanderingscribe blog has been the constant refusal to accept help.
We're not talking about charitable handouts but good solid suggestions of where to get help to pull herself out of the supposed dilemma.
The author was (so we are led to believe) too proud to accept charity as her high moral values wouldn't allow her to do so.
However, she had no qualms about lying to members of the clergy for gain or falsely posing as a member of hospital staff in order to get reduced prices in a staff canteen.

Any suggestions of how to gain employment suggested by readers of her blog were jumped upon by her loyal "fans" with reasons why she couldn't/shouldn't/wouldn't accept them.
She didn't even have to anser herself.
Was she holding out for a book deal?

It's certainly telling that some of her readers who made such suggestions on her earlier blog entries are now beginning to realise that any old job or way out of the self imposed predicament was not the one she was holding out for.
No sirree.....

Perhaps she was inspired by the iraqi woman who recieved a nomination for an award and thought that this was what she deserved.
Certainly, by the 24th April she already had engaged the services of an Agent.
Only two days later, the BBC makes mention of the Iraqi womans nomination ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4847424.stm ).

Yes sirree Bob.

No menial job is good enough for our lass. She's holding out for a book AND an award !!
posted by wanderingscribe @ Thursday, May 18, 2006 0 comments links to this post

Respect my privacy

Once her blog is up and running it's time for a bit of self publicity, errr, I mean introspective examining of her feelings.
So off she pops to http://trace.ntu.ac.uk/ (an online writing centre) where she posts the following in the Workshop section.

Hello all, I am homeless, living in my car in the woods and don't know what to do to get out of it. Am in a rut, days reduced to survival. I started a blog last month about it ... am reaching out anonymously to a new online community.
Feels like family.
Wondered if anyone would be interested in reading it.

Awww.....

Roll up roll up, come and read my blog !!

Sure sounds like she has her priorities right, eh !

Job? - Nope.
House? - Nope.
Blog advertised at a forum specifically for writers? - Bingo !
posted by wanderingscribe @ Thursday, May 18, 2006 0 comments links to this post

And so it begins .....

The initial posts in wanderingscribes blogs were concerened with the daily routine of being a homeless person.
The basic necessities such as eating, sleeping, washing etc.
The reason for the blog was given as wanting to make a record so that the author could try and rationalise how they were dealing with the situation and to act as a carthasis.
The impression given was that it was a purely personal blog.

Strange then that something so personal should be touted by the author themself on other blogging forums, asking for visitors to come and look at teh site and leave comments..

Could there be an ulterior motive?
posted by wanderingscribe @ Thursday, May 18, 2006 0 comments links to this post

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At Friday, May 19, 2006 3:11:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awright pal, hope yi' git on well wi' the old GCSE's n' that , n' show aw the bastad's thit yir' no' jist a wee screwball dickwad',eh? Thi'll fuckin' pro'lly eulogise ye' as some modirn-dey saint, bey all accoonts, y' cin never tell!! but anyroad's mah moonnn, if aw else failes then go tae this liank for a failsafe device:-http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

 
At Friday, May 19, 2006 10:08:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Jock is as mad as a sack of mad cunts !
Mind you, they are all.
Deep Fried Mars Bar eating cunts, the lot of 'em !!

 
At Friday, May 19, 2006 10:09:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the subject of a good lie....... way way way back in the early stuff she would say something like....."I'm sat in my car talking to the mushrooms" or some such crap. Which to me indicates that the text is being written longhand or on a laptop and then copied into the blog.... Well if you were blogging on an ad hoc basis in cyber cafes you would'nt fanny about in this fashion....... So it was a book deal from day one..... What a piss poor state of affairs.

I've tipped off BBC Online, Private Eye and several newspapers.

 
At Saturday, May 20, 2006 12:03:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A bunch of us from Salem, near Cricklewood, have found out where she is staying and are going round there tonight with tar and feathers. She will be thrown into the duckpond.

 
At Saturday, May 20, 2006 12:58:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice one Mr Proctor.
I'm sure you'll recieve some literary award for your efforts.

Give her a kick up the cunt from me.

Hugssss..............

 
At Saturday, May 20, 2006 3:13:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

remember this classic entry,,,,,,,,,



Treating myself to some Brie tonight, was first thought as I woke up today, big long triangle of it. Almost had it for lunch, but trying to train my mind to wait for things. Good self-discipline, holding off having things for as long as possible. 'Choosing' not to eat feels a whole lot better than not being able to. Haven't touched the two dates I bought on Saturday, even though mouth waters everytime I open the food bag to take something out. Might have them tonight, sure the wait will make them taste better.

 
At Saturday, May 20, 2006 4:31:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

Maybe the lying cunt would like to taste my cock.

 
At Saturday, May 20, 2006 5:07:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I alone here? Am I the only one who is beginning to doubt the authenticity of this Wobbling fellow? I mean how many shits can a man do in a day? How come he hasn't been approached by an agent? Why no online interview with "Lavatory News"?
All a bit strange! I notice he is not writing as often as he used to. Could he be constipated? Have you noticed that he never tells us the colour of his various shits. In a grey world I find that to be extremely selfish behaviour.
No matter. I still wish him well. Hugs and kisses xxxxxx

 
At Saturday, May 20, 2006 6:38:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh My God !!
Do you think that Wobbly is in collusion with that lying bitch slut Anya?

It all makes sense now.

It was a double bluff and he's really shacked up with her in her Rover in the Laneway, giving her regular portions of anal every night.

I feel so used !

Someone should start a blog exposing him as the foul bottomed lover of a failed second rate authoress wannabe.

I wonder if the BBC would be interested .................

 
At Saturday, May 20, 2006 10:24:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder....no, no I shouldn't. Oh dash it, what the heck, I was wondering what Anya does with her used tampons. My wife, the ugly cow, has not been on the rag for many years now and I do so miss those fancydress balls where I would dress up as a jamrag and she would go as a cunt.
Right Royal hugs and kisses.

 
At Saturday, May 20, 2006 12:00:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aye, Anya's in need ay a Scotchman's cock right enuff...Fuckin' wid' shake hur right oot ay her abvious lethargy, ahm tellin yae cyunts!!

 
At Saturday, May 20, 2006 8:23:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Verily has she fallen from the straight and narrow.
But I'm willing to give her forgiveness (as long as I get a cut of the royalties from the book that all of her fans helped to write).

Signed,
Your pal Jesus.

((((hugs))))

 
At Saturday, May 20, 2006 11:24:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid fucking cunt! Homeless? No need bloody well for it. I've been never homeless in the entirety of my life, so to speaking. In fact of the matter to hand, I've got at least four homes and a huge salary for doing nowt but shag the secretary. Mind you, I do know all about Miranda Blair's affair with that bloody poofter Mandelson so that goes someway towards keeping me in free cuntage. Why fucking not, I say? Mandelson got the top job in Europe by threatening to tell all so why shouldn't I have a few porks.
Anya, chuck, get thysen over to my place at Dorneywood and I'll sort you out. Make sure your cunt's well greased up beforehand. Use some of that Rover axlegrease. Dinah, the leg shower from the rugby club always recommends it!

 
At Sunday, May 21, 2006 6:18:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

You really aren't very good at this, are you?
By the way, has your cunt of a mom kicked it yet, or is the drooling old slag still hanging on and wasting resources?

 
At Sunday, May 21, 2006 8:26:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey wombling shitter you are fAB!

And a great celebrated shitter............ all that shit in your laneway, what a hero.


(((((((((((((Moist))))))))))

 
At Sunday, May 21, 2006 8:44:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can still have some fun on the WS site... what i've been doing is post some sugary bollocks under some daft name like Captain Cobblers for example........ i'll post nice stuff for a week or so... the usual crap...."you are an inspiration" that sort of shite...... she/he whover is lulled into a sense of false security... then Captain Cobblers will turn nasty and post something that dares to question her story and surprise surprise all the captain cobblers posts come off.... so shes having to go through and delete all my entries..... Whilst this is going on I hope she get bored and forgets blogging/conning altogether....... why don't we all get together and swamp the blog with loads and loads of sickly sweet bullshit which she's not sure is real or not.....? Many many of the posts are from me anyway..... and shes falling for lots of them...

 
At Sunday, May 21, 2006 9:47:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice one Cobblers.
As has been pointed out before, anyone that doesn't toe the party line gets their posts deleted.
Even asking a simple question like "have you got somewhere to live now?" is either ignored or just deleted cus it doesn't fit in with the "heartwarming struggle of one woman against the world".

She a lying manipulative cunt.

And I should know cus I'm her mum !!

 
At Sunday, May 21, 2006 10:15:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WELL DONE WS'S MUM..... YOU SOUND LIKE YOU MIGHT LIVE IN A VOLVO? PERHAPS I MISHEARD AND YOU LIVE IN A VULVA? MAYBE YOU EVEN LIVE IN YOUR OWN DAUGHTERS VULVA? A PINK LANEWAY IF YOU WILL.

SPLENDID THOUGHTS



((((((((((HUGS FOR ALL)))))))))))

 
At Sunday, May 21, 2006 10:20:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and hugs and love you to you cap'n clit.



(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Warm thoughts)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

PS Hard to sleep tonight as i'm curled up in a wheelbarrow, send me a fiver.

 
At Sunday, May 21, 2006 11:04:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What you say has been noted and will be used against you.

 
At Sunday, May 21, 2006 11:57:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To you all said

I said naked boobies, baby oil, furry handcuffs and smoothly shaved muffs.
Use those against me, baby.

p.s. You're a cunt.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Warm thoughts of Fisting Frivolity )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

 
At Sunday, May 21, 2006 12:05:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doctor Bladder, you are clearly confused or taking the piss.

Are you posting in a library? Its gone one in the morning. Methinks you have wifi in your rusty toyota?

((((((((Body-rubs-all-round)))))))))

Be warm and special

Aunty Banana and the lavish nuns

 
At Sunday, May 21, 2006 12:30:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goodness, is it really that late? I must get back to my car. Apparently EVERYBODY is now sleeping in cars. Beds and houses are so yesterday! Night, night.
Lots of huggy wuggies xxxx and a sniff of my moist cunt.

 
At Sunday, May 21, 2006 6:16:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're all very sick pupies.

I LOVE IT !!!

 
At Monday, May 22, 2006 1:25:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah'm sure that mystic heart's plagiarised that rant from some ther cunt....

 
At Monday, May 22, 2006 1:58:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That cunt could be your mother, daughter, sister, wife, ladyfriend, grandmother. Women haters, don't believe in god, else people like you would be wiped from the face of the earth. What goes around comes around, I've seen, someone will be saying the same about your loved ones, if you have any, that is.

 
At Monday, May 22, 2006 2:10:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

As Jesus said to John the Baptist, 'Suck my cock!'.

 
At Monday, May 22, 2006 2:49:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loved ones? What is all this shite that everybody goes on abaat ..."loved ones" I've never had any loved ones and I don't intend to have any. Do you mean relatives?
That shower of shite have never loved me so why should I give a monkeys about them?
I'll give you fucking loved ones...right up yer fucking cunt!

All the best, xxxxxx

 
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I'd urge all right minded individuals (so that's readers of this comments section out then) to highlight the flag on the WS site (Top Right).
This flags it up to the administrators as a questionable site so they may review it, after all, she does advocate Benefit Fraud.

They'll probably do fuck all but as I'm sure you'll be aware, the Sicko Fants are doing this to the marvellous wanderingscruffbag site.
So let's ram it up their jacksie !!

How could we live without our regular dose of scatalogical Stories from our Leader of Poo?
Impossible I hear you cry (cus I've got fantastic hearing).

p.s. I read that the gobshite formerly known as adder took down comments from his site cus he was bricking it on account of he dissed some brave boyos and now they are looking to meet up.
Won't be long til we are reading about him in the papers then. :)

 
At Monday, May 22, 2006 6:01:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

I hope they kick his cunt in!

 
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Amazing how there are 58 comments and the only ones pointing to real blog owners are from the author of the blog and someone pointing out what a loser the author is.

 
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Maurice,
why don't you go volunteer for action in Afghanistan and get shot by the victorious Taliban, you humourless, boring Yankee cunt.

 
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