The shitty welcome.
Well, I've been preparing for the happy holiday makers homecoming.
I've hidden a few wet turds around the place, behind the fridge, behind the washing machine, in the washing machine, underneath their bed, under each pillow, two in the loft, and one squashed under the PC keyboard.
I also wrote 'God is a Cunt' in shit on the living room wall. A nice touch I think, and one that they can probably relate to, coz when they see the state of this place, they'll think he's a cunt too.
One time when I was on their computer last week, I took out a subscription to a magazine called Scat Monthly. It's all about folk who shit for pleasure, and it looked like it might be right up my street.
They asked online for articles for next months magazine, and I sent them a link to my blog. Well, they only want to interview me! They said they would sort me out with an agent, (they do this for all homeless cunts it seems), and see if they can't turn my story into a book, and maybe a screen play! Fucking great!
Anyway, the first copy arrived today. By Christ there are some dirty cunts in the world, pics of them shitting in each others mouths, and awful fucking stuff like that! I don't want it. I think I'll just leave it in the kids room.
Anyway, I'm off to shit in a couple of saucepans.
shitted by Wobblingscruffbag @ 4:35 am
26 Comments:
Thank God the laxatives I sent you seem to be doing the tick. Was terribly worried about you there for a while. You know how much we all care about you even though we have never met you and really never meet anyone because we spend all our lives tapping away on a keyboard. You have really touched my heart. Would you like to touch my bum as well?
Much love and kisses. xxxx
I too have been touched by Wobbly's story.
I vowed to send him some dosh but as he hasn't got a paypal button I approached a homeles person sitting in a laneway tapping away on a laptop and offered her a fiver.
The snotty cow told me to fuck off as she was blogging.
Cuh !
Homeless people today, eh !!
I say.
His language is fucking disgusting !!
What sort of blog are you running here, Mr Wobbling?
Well done shitter. I was beginning to think your anus had become blocked by a model of a laneway and you were plugged solid and could not entertain us with a steaming log.
Great to hear your shitting like a bastard again. By the way please don't sleep on your handbrake again tonight it might reduce your shitting skills.
As always
B. Dyke (Mrs)
(((((((((((( Lactating Lesbian Love)))))))))))))
billdyke has been exposed as yet another arse licking toady of WS.
Check out WanderingScribes site for a fascinating epose on how billdyke is desperate to get into Anya Peters knickers.
Hey I went to a blog I dont read at all. I just linked up on it because of your blog. I tell ya its really not fucking cool to make comments like Wobblingscruffbag said...
I hope your cunt of a mother dies in terrible pain! FUCK THE TWO OF YOU!
12:34 PM
Come on Im not religious in any way but come on thats just going to far. You might think your entertaining but its the fucking idiot comments like that just shows people your a dick. Your just all ass mate.
I take it the cunts mother hasn't kicked the bucket yet?
Ahh well, maybe today will be the day she chokes on her own vomit and dies in a pool of her own piss.
(((hugs)))
God willing.
Mother theresa of calcutta your a bigger Dick Head then your mate wobbling. Fuck stop riding on the backs of others and get your own peronality. I think wobbling wants his back.
((Hugs))LOLOL Dick Head
Don't worry Kim, I've passed your kind thoughts on to Mystic Heart.
If any one else would like to express a kind thought or two, go to
http://mysticheart.blogspot.com/
She will be so glad that you did *s*
Please do I would hate her to think there were more dick heads out there.
Did you know that kim spelt backwards is mik? Makes you think doesn't it?
If Wanderingcon is existing on only figs and brie, how come she is not shitting everywhere like the esteemed Wobble?
Another reason to doubt her story.
"from morning till night,
and when he comes home in the evening,
he's covered all over in shite.
Altogether now...."Shine your buttons with Brasso"
This is the biggest load of shit on the internet, sicko!
Too bad you didn't leave a name. scared were you?
Anither day, anither fuckin comment censored frae wandering chisellers' blog. Wonder if she'll release the uncensored version of her fuckin' blog at a later stage for sum mair readies....
Sorry about my previous rant.
I'm on the blob.
Didn't realsie till I was in town and everyone started staring cus I was wearing white trousers and the big red stain was getting bigger and bigger.
I'll be better when I've had some chocolate and read some of the wonderful stupendous marvelous amazing incredible life changing uplifting soul-soaring twoddle that WS posts.
Hugs to all, especially Wobbly (you shit stained Stud).
Kim
xxx
Wow your right I ate my chocolate and read some wonderful soul-soaring uplifting blog. Wobbling's blog is so fucking inspiring I realized I want to be just like him. So when I grow up all big and stupid I want to copy him. I want to be able to have my own Blog that I fill it with shit because Im not to smart to think of anything else to write. I to want a following of Dick Heads. For it's these Dick Heads who will inspire me to write more brainless dribble. I want these Dick Heads to copy me to because they will think Im so cool . They will pretend to be like me because they have nothing else in their lives but to act like some Half Wit and sit around on the computer pretending they are me.
(((Hugs))) LOLOLOLOL
I see that cunt dr adder is now claiming to have discovered that wanderingscribe is not real.
WHAT A FUCKING GENIUS !!
Rereading some of his comments on her blog where his tongue is rammed firmly up her shitter makes for amusing reading now.
But strangely they have started to disappear !?!?!
But at least he's trying to out the arse-licking toady alienspirit so although he's still a cunt, at least he's a cunt who is headed in the right direction.
Sorry.
I ran out of chocolate and my medication wore off at the same time.
All better now.
Wobbling please tell me you live near Washington. I thought I could pop over and you can show me how you get these wonderful people who live to be like you. You know when I start up my blog. I need a following of fuck wits to.
Shitting boy, see if you can lay one out in the hospital perhaps near a plug socket so i can draw the stench in deeply as I iron my clothes on the floor. I could perhaps smear a bit of your crap on my face, maybe the interviewer wont realise i'm homeless and think the shit stains are a form of face painting........ he might think that I've spent the weekend at a lesbian body art conference for rough old bulldykes.....
Kim, you have 250 million fuckwits to chose from in the grand old US of A and a whole gang of them live near you in Washington in a place called Congress.
Always a pleasure to have you here with us other adoring fans of the Master Wobble, piss be upon him.
PLEASE SHIT IN A BUCKET AND LEAVE IT IN THE LANEWAY AND WS MIGHT BE DRAWN BY THE FOUL STENCH INTO THE OPEN.... THE SUN WILL, I'M SURE, SHINE OUT OF HER ARSE AND WE WILL ALL BE BLESSED WITH NON STOP SHITTING FOREVER MORE....
(((((((((WARM-WIPES-AND-MOIST-FLAPS))))))))))))
Dear Mr Crapper,
Please fill in the enclosed income tax form. Please note all Paypal donations are to be included. Your allowance for the new financial year is to be offset against the amount of turds you produced last financial year.
Best Regards
Lawrence Laneway
Brown, Brown and Brown
Tax Inspectors (stool and piss division)
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