Wobblingscruffbag

My mission is to shit myself in public, daily.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Coming out of the coma.

It's been a strange week.

I remember drinking a large bottle of cider, and a bottle of scotch, and feeling a bit rough.
I decided it wouldn't be safe to walk back to the woods in my condition, so I nicked a car instead.
I don't know what the fucks up with car drivers today, they were all over the fucking road, and making it hard for me to get where I was going, so I drove on the path for a bit.
The last thing I remember was going back onto the road, and this big cunt of a truck was heading for me.....

Anyway, I came to in hospital, feeling like fucking hell, and covered in bandages, and true to form, I'd shit myself. Great fucking start to the day.
Then I heard some voices, and some cunt (probably a nurse) said they were going to take my bandages off.
There was a constant crying and wailing in the background, and it sounded like some American cunt, howling "my baby, my baby", And I remember wishing someone would chin the cunt. I hate Americans at the best of times, and believe me, this wasn't any where near the best!

Well, off come the bandages, and this stupid cunt screams "That's not my daughter!", and falls to her knees praying, while her old man sat there with a laptop updating his fucking blog!

I don't understand these cunts.

59 Comments:

At Friday, June 02, 2006 12:43:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly...you are the most cold hearted person I have ever had the displeasure to hear from. The comment you posted on Whitney Cerak's blog was very distastful. It's not a blog to get attention but to let ones close to Whitney hear of her progress and to show their love for their dear daughter and friend. I hope you feel bad about what you have done.

A Student from Gaylord High School

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 12:52:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You think you are pretty cool and insightful for posting on the Cerak's and VanRyn's blog, eh. As the previous commentor wrote, this is not a blog for attention, but rather was created for the family and friends to follow Whitney's day to day recovery. I pray that God be with you. You write like your life is full of emptiness and despair. To live in this world like that... I wish that on no one, including you. May you find God's peace.

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 1:00:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

unbelievable - wow I am sorry that you are such an unhappy person and feel the need to make such hateful statements to people you to do not even know- nor do you know the circumstances that surround this story. I would imagne that these familes would give anything not to live this out publicly - but the media are the one that have been spreading this story to every corner of the country. If you would take the time to read the entries you would see the amazing things that God has done in the familes lives. Yes there is joy and sorrow but both are relying on the strentgh of God to walk them thru this. I do not want to preach to you about how much you need to change and seek Jesus because I sense that you would not listen. but one day I pray the Lord will reveal himself to you and you will see clearly with new eyes and new speech (not using all the profanity) - Until then please keep this question in the back of your mind. "If I died today where would I spend eternity and why?
regardless of your hatred in your heart = God still loves you and wants you to be a child of His.

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 1:06:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

Up your cunt!

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 1:20:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blogger just wants attention himself...hence the "feel free to visit my site" after the comments that he posted about Laura Van Ryn. Yes, he/she/it may retort to this little comment that I make, or even delete it, and that wouldn't bother me, but not before anyone else who wishes to post reads this. DON'T POST ANY COMMENTS TO HIS SAD POSTING ON LAURA VAN RYN'S BLOG!!! This is EXACTLY the attention this sad sot wants to validate his sorry and miserable existance! DON'T GIVE IT TO HIM!! DON'T GIVE HIM THE FUEL FOR MORE FIRE!

"God will make all wrongs right. Leave it to Him. Live a life of forgiveness. Don't go around trying to pay people bac, tryng to get revenge. God sees every wrong that's ever done to you, or others. Gods sees every person that has hurt you or others. He's keeping the record and the scriptures say that if you don't avenge yourself, God will pay you back in abundance." - J.O.

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 1:31:00 am, Blogger Jon said...

Whoever you are, you make me yawn. Go gently into the night, naysayer. Let families share their joys and griefs with friends via 21st-century technology.

With all due respect, which is none, shut your hell up.

Jonathan
Indianapolis

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 3:10:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck me.
You've rubbed the yanks up the wrong way there, wobbly.
Have those fuckers not got a sense of humour?

You've got to laugh at the dozy cunts crowding round the wrong hospital bed though, haven't ya.
Gormless fuckwits.
Didn't anybody think to take blood or fingerprints?
Suppose that bitch in the hospital bed had been diabetic and they'd killed her with drugs.
The family would be laughing all the way to the bank via their lawyers now.

Fuck 'em all !!

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 3:57:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did I read correctly? Is that one less Yank scumbag on the planet? praise the Lord!
I am the father and brother and son of the little children and old woman and young wife who were all massacred by a bunch of these American "Christian" savages the other week at Haditha in Iraq.
Believe me when I say to hell with every so called God loving American. I shit on them all. Ignorant cunts! The world would be a so much better place without the bastards.

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 9:59:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog is just sooooooo cosmopolitan !!

I think we shoudl all give a big round of applause for wobbly bringing people of many different nations together.

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 6:11:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wobling did I miss something. Which country do you live in. Just asking because I wanted to see which great Nation Produced such a COCK HEAD. Or would you rather hide behind your I WANT TO BE NOTICED BLOG.

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 7:43:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck You Yankees !!
The nations of Allah will no longer be subjected to your jackboot politics and will rise up to claim what is rightfully ours.
The holy land of Disneyworld will once more ring to the sound of arab children and their mothers clad in suitable burrkhas adorned with Mickey Mouse.

Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................................................

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 9:05:00 pm, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

Feel the love people!

 
At Friday, June 02, 2006 11:30:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All Americans are egotistical two faced religious zealots.

Nuke 'em is what I say.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 12:44:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

American moronic cunts, slaves of Israel, overun by Mexicans. I piss on you all.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 12:54:00 am, Blogger Kat said...

It sucks that you're exploiting a grieving family's pain for your own amusement. But as a staunch libertarian, I have to say, keep doing what you want, and yea freedom of speech.
God bless.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 3:41:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Bless you as well, Tulip.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 5:23:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

God? Americans? They're all cunts.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 6:24:00 am, Blogger Janna said...

How dare you?!?

Jesus have mercy on your soul. He is far more forgiving to fools like you than I could ever be. That is why He is God and I am not. That is why I need Him. That is why we all need Him... including you.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 7:10:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

Fuck you and fuck your god. Suck my cock you stupid inbred American cunt!

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 7:20:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo Scruffwob! Fuck the American Jesus idiots.If Jesus came back he would shit on these ignorant brainwashed "Christians".
Would Jesus invade Iraq and execute children? Of course not but these pathetic Yank devotees do just that in Jesus's name.
God save us from these shitheads.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 7:29:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

Amen.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 8:25:00 am, Blogger Kimmy said...

Shame on you.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 8:43:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He has to shit somewhere, Kimmy !!

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 9:37:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You think you're really funny, don't you?
Do you think you will still be laughing with both your legs broken?

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 10:02:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

Up your cunt, you slag!

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 11:15:00 am, Blogger Kat said...

I feel the need to comment again. I understand the desire to point out that going to the war in the name of any god is ridiculous. But have we forgotten the Crusades? I believe those wars began because of the Britons need to "prove" that their God was bigger than Allah. And to respond to Johnny Cash, I'm sure that if Jesus came back today, He'd have a problem with how any Christians use His name. Well-spotted.
Peace.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 3:43:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey pig, stay the hell off of my site. Moron.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 8:28:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always messing with the sheep!...
The problem with imagination is that it makes you wonder…and wander…I see you heading for the cross…:)
As far as religious beliefs are concerned some people haven’t yet learned theirs lessons on forgiveness.

M.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 9:03:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay out of my Country?
It would have helped if the dickwad had specified which country.

But I'm guessing he's a yank turd as they all believe they live in the one country that matters.

Yet again, a post that shows them up for the oil steealing xenophobic tyrants that they are.

God Bless the Free World !

God spits on america.

 
At Saturday, June 03, 2006 11:46:00 pm, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

God kill America, and while we're at it, fuck God!

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 12:13:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to think that this blog was full of shit but based on my recent experiences with wanderingscribe, I now see it for what it is.
A wonderful parody of a deceiptful manipulative fraudster.

Keep up the good work.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 3:36:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do you only answer people with profanity? are you that lacking in vocabulary?

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 4:09:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

Why do you post without a name? Are you that much of a cowardly cunt?

Die of something, soon please.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 6:40:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ummmmm wobble???? you are apathetic loser....with a very short vocabulary list...i guess this is the only way you get attention though..are you an orphan? did your mommy love you or beat you up?
you are a disgrace to the great United Kinfdom because I KNOW they are not all like you but you make it easy for us to HATE all of the Muslims and all Brits with your pathetic twisted sense of "humour"
Get a life or get some therapy..

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 6:58:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

You hate all Muslims? That's just blind hatred on a global scale. Muslims are good people, honest people, kind and humble people, yet you hate them anyway.
I pity you. Look to your Bible and see for your self where Jesus said
"let he who is without sin be English, and lo, it was so."
That was a direct quote from the Sermon about yanks being cunts, on the mount.

I would sooner break bread with a Muslim than break wind with an American savage.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 7:02:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.


It is with eyes filled with tears of pride that I say, God save the queen.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 7:11:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

God save the queen! (but, PLEASE won't You strike Wobble dead with A BIG BOLT OF LIGHTNING!!!

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 7:14:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

Posted by anonymous (no surprise there)
911 WE WILL NOT FORGET

I remember watching on live TV the twin towers fall to the ground and ending up as just so much pointless rubble, and I can quite honestly say that it was one of the best laughs I have ever had.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 7:15:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My grandparents are British and I am very British and I like the Queen but I can't stand you..you are a very poor represenation for your country and your Queen...don't make it them look worse....because people judge on first impressions and your aer not doing a good job as a British or Muslim "goodwill" ambassador

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 7:17:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

I'm not trying to be an ambassador, I'm trying to aggravate people. I seem to be doing pretty well so far.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 7:19:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'll give you that much..you are soooooooooooooo aggravating!!!!

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 7:40:00 am, Blogger Kimmy said...

Please don't visit my blog. You invited me to your blog under false pretenses, and I was instantly offended. That is why I chose to never visit you again, but you returned to my blog with further inappropriate comments. I won't return the favor. I'm just asking you to please stay away.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 8:09:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You tell him kimmy.
But he won't listen cus he's a cunt like that.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 9:59:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet another hero who hides behind anonymity.
Why are all americans such cowardly cunts?

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 10:53:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

It is in their nature. They are the worlds bullies, and the sooner they are all dead, the better.

Up your cunt America.

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 9:20:00 pm, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

My grandparents are British and I am very British and I like the Queen but I can't stand you..you are a very poor represenation for your country and your Queen


Were you born in Britain? No? Then you can't possibly be 'very British'. You're a typical culture stealing, brainless, hopeless, inbred, American mongrel.

Fuck off and die, you fat American cunt.

(((HUGS)))

 
At Sunday, June 04, 2006 9:59:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all Wobbles American fans. Yes, we are all like him here in Britain. ALL of us! We hate you stupid, ignorant Yanks with a passion. We deplore what you are doing around the world with your bombs and depleted uranium.
We hate your kow-towing to Israel, your master.
We find it so hard to believe that a once great nation can allow the Bush crime family to rig an election and put in the village idiot as a puppet president.
What has happened to the nation that spawned Walt Whitman, Henry Thoreau and William Burroughs.
May you all rot in hell, except for the afore mentioned gentlemen.
CUNTS!
(love and kisses to all you enlightened Americans now heading for the Canadian border. xxxx)

ps. Expect another big bang soon to kick off the Iran war. Bastards!

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 1:05:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wobbly,
Just a question. Do you and your comrades here write for the Guardian?

Just wondering, because it seems to be full of shit, like you are.

{{HUGS}}

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 2:37:00 am, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

Well, even the writers in the Guardian use a name when they write something.

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 4:41:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget all the little Iraqi children who died and had their arms blown off to keep you free.
Cunts.

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 8:22:00 am, Blogger wanderingScribe said...

Bloggers only?
That'll learn 'em !!

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 2:17:00 pm, Blogger Just a girl said...

Ok. Um... not sure how to respond to this but I think at the very least I must admint I don't appreciate the language. I did take a quick look at your blog a while back, but was completely repulsed by your language and couldn't stand to read more than one or two entries. Just sad.

And I'm not sure if you are kidding, or if you really are pissed at me. If you are pissed, then I'm not sure why. But then, it doesn't really matter all that much anyway.

I am amused by WanderingEgo and don't really give a hoot who's telling the "truth" or not. Actually, I think it would be best if Wandering Scribe and Wandering Ego really *were* the same person. What a way to start controversy.

Meh. Interesting people on the internet.

In the future, if you choose to comment on my blog, please reign in the language a bit, ok?

Oh, and no hugs, please. I abhor them. It's a personal space issue.

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 2:31:00 pm, Blogger Just a girl said...

And after reading the comments above (no, I didn't read them before adding mine)... let me just say that my heart breaks with the amount of hatred mentioned above. I watched, stunned, as the WTC towers crumbled. And yes, I cried for the loss of all Americans that day. And to this day, I shake whenever I think of that awful day and the screams of terror surrounding me as I sat crouched before the television. Yes, those great, perhaps even pompous, towers were reduced to meaningless piles of shit after they fell, but there were also lots of lives lost... and for me the loss of any life, American, Iraqi, Bosnian, Christian, Muslim, Atheist, is not to be scoffed at. It is disheartening that there are people in the world who do not care about the loss of life.

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 6:18:00 pm, Blogger wanderingScribe said...

But everyone knows it was the froggies that murdered the "Princess of the People"!!

Thanks for your kind words Eva but I have to disappoint you and state that Wanderringscribe and WanderingEgo are two entirely seperate peeps.
Different underpants and everything.

How could you mistake the literary prose that is WanderingEgo's for the purile angst riddled sixth form poetry claptrap that Anya produces?
And why are you quetioning it on Wobblingscruffbags site (yet another individual entity).?

Are you secretly in love with old Wobbly but are just in denial?
Do you like your men on the rough side (and they don't come much rougher than Wobbly).
In life we often see that women are drawn to "Bad Boys" and I think we are witnessing the same thing on the internet.

Life is indeed, strange.

"Cyber Hugs......."
Respecting your personal space but enveloping your online aura with a comforting but platonic cuddle

 
At Monday, June 05, 2006 6:41:00 pm, Blogger Wobblingscruffbag said...

I'm sorry Eva, but I found it funny, and still do to this day. The best part was watching those fools dropping like stones, (no doubt thinking they were jumping to safety), and the 'ooohs' and 'aaahhs' of the assembled crowd. But, do you know what the funniest part of it is for me? It's the fact that you stupid cunts can't see that your own government did that to you. They blew up those towers and killed all those people so they could steal oil.
At the end of the day, lots of Americans died, and who could fail to be happy about that?.

Stick your shit spangled banner up your cunt!

 
At Sunday, July 02, 2006 4:52:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know you probably dont care, but Im praying for you.

 
At Sunday, July 02, 2006 5:11:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, God still loves you! I am so sorry that your "cry" for attention has to come out so foul. I hope that you learn before the end because where your path is leading you is not a nice place. But that is your choice, and please don't blame it on someone else. Our lives are patterned by the choices we make. But why should I be telling you any of this since you are probably drunk or high reading it anyway. Your life is very short the way you are going now.

 
At Monday, July 03, 2006 6:59:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1"Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God[a]; trust also in me. 2In my Father's house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you. 3And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am. 4You know the way to the place where I am going."

 
At Monday, July 03, 2006 6:07:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I picture this young zit faced snaggle toothed kid sitting in front of his computer writing this useless nonsense!! Did mommy and daddy not hug you enough? What you have here is some freak trying to get attention. He's some kid who gets picked on in daily life, girls won't talk to him cause he's a loser. By the way, tell your Iraqi Farmer friend that I'm sorry for his loss...too bad the GI'S didn't get his sorry ass too!!

 

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